Wednesday, August 30, 2023

TINA TURNER: 1939-2023, PART 1: PERSONAL GLIMPSES AND SOLO CAREER HIGHLIGHTS


 I know it's over three months since Tina Turner passed away*1 at the age of 83, but with the recent passings of some other legendary icons recently, I've decided it's time to share my own experiences and pay tribute to these celebrities who have made an indelible impact in my life.

*1  May 24, 2023 to be precise.

Though I became a huge fan of her when she released her career-making album Private Dancer, back in 1984, I've actually have first encountered her when during one afternoon when I was a child of seven or eight, I watched a TV special by Ann-Margret and there was this skit featuring Ann in a sedate garden in Victorian-style garb and I saw this exotic looking lady that Ann was chit-chatting with in the same garb.  They were conversing like refined ladies about what a lovely life it would be sitting sedately like that, but then if they would like doing this forever like this, they both chortled, "NO!" and it then segued to Ann and Tina in denim singing a medley of rock songs.  The only tune I was vaguely familiar with at the time in this medley was last song, "Proud Mary", but since then I learned the other songs were "Nutbush City Limits" and their cover of the Rolling Stones' "Honky Tonk Women".


When I was 14 years old, my parents noticed that I've been losing more hair on my head than is normal, and I've become very self-conscious about it and it made me obsessed looking at people with thick hair.  So when I saw the video to the eventual No. 1 hit "What's Love Got to Do with It?", the first thing that was etched on my mind was Tina's gravity-defying hair.  I had only a vague concept that she's only wearing a wig, but still, I was obsessed with that towering hairdo she sported.  Needless to say, I saved my allowance to purchase a cassette of her album Private Dancer, and I never regretted it as it turned out to be a great collection of songs that I resonated with, especially in my teenage / high school social angst at that time.  Though two of the tracks were released as singles earlier throughout Europe, the story I heard that she only had two weeks to gather the material and record her album is actually an incredible feat, as most artists wouldn't be able to handle that kind of pressure these days, and that the songs that were gathered willy-nilly were of such high quality and formed such a cohesive whole is mind-blowing.

There were two different covers for Private Dancer.  Left is the international version, right, the US version.


Around January of 1985, I came across a little celebrity snippet in Time magazine featuring Tina in costume as she was filming for the Mel Gibson film Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome, and needless to say I'm also obsessed with that unusual hairdo--it made me wonder if in actuality she was bald underneath that massive wig because of the very high forehead.  It was much, much later that I learned that to achieve that look Tina had to shave part of her head to get that look.  Still, for a time I loved doodling that look on my notebooks and other scratch pieces of paper I could get my hands on.

Like most pop/rock stars, Pepsi recruited Tina to do commercials, and in one of them, she dueted with a bunch of rising pop singers worldwide.  Our country was one of the five selected to have a custom commercial, so it was with great pride when we learned she sang a duet with our very own Gino Padilla.  I was oblivious of which other artists she also had this kind of set up, but now it can be known that they included Thailand's Pu Anchalee Jongkadeekij (the only female in this lineup), Puerto Rico's Wilkins, Brazil's Evandro Mesquita, and Mexico's Emmanuel.  I checked out all except for Wilkins' performance, and I maintain Gino delivered the best amongst this group--though some might think I'm biased because he's from my country and he sang in English while the others sang in their native languages (which I think affected their onstage chemistry).

Though it has been mentioned how Tina was a domestic abuse survivor and that was the reason she divorced Ike, the details of what she endured was laid out in detail in her autobiography I, Tina, co-written with MTV News anchor Kurt Loder.  One unforgettable passage for me was when Tina learned she was given her stage name for their first record "A Fool in Love" her initial reaction was "I thought I'm being called 'Ockateena' or something."   Also, I learned that her penchant for wigs came from an accident at the beauty salon when she had her hair bleached and it ended falling into clumps, forcing her to get a wig for the Ike & Tina Revue's next performance; she observed how the wigs moved and loved it so she stuck through them ever since. It was also mentioned throughout the book that if Ike hadn't crossed the line to have sex with her (a tool he often used to control the women in his circle), they would've remained friends and she stood by him because she was aware how he was screwed over by the record business (especially since he's actually a legendary rock and roll pioneer with his record "Rocket 88" which was credited to another artist, Jackie Brenston) and she generally wanted him to succeed.  In the book she mentioned she saw a psychic who told her that Ike was reincarnated from a king who may have built an empire but also became arrogant and abused his power that he ended up destroying his own empire, and indeed that was paralleled in this lifetime..


Tina's career continued to flourish as she released her follow-up albums Break Every Rule (1986) and Foreign Affair (1989).  When I bought the former, I was so enthusiastic about the album and wanted to love it passionately like I did Private Dancer. but as time wore on, even if there are tracks that I do still love, it will always pale in comparison to her big breakthrough album.  And I was less enthusiastic about Foreign Affair save for the singles, "The Best" and "Steamy Windows" as I found the rest of the album mid at best.  Still, she has a big fanbase especially in Europe that adored her to no end and they still sold like gangbusters in those territories.  I was already in college around the time these records were released, and I was browsing in my college library and read these 1960s / 1970s encyclopedias on rock stars, and when they discussed Ike and Tina Turner, even then they mentioned that they might be adequately successful in America but overseas like Europe, they were superstars, and I noticed the same could be said about Tina's fortunes from this moment on.


Though I've noticed how Tina scaled down the hair volume since Foreign Affair,  I was surprised by the new look she sported for her greatest hits album, Simply the Best--though it's still full and thick at the top, she reduced her hair to neck-length.  I was first taken aback by the look, but I got accustomed to it and liked it, too.  It's a look she kept until the late-2000s, when she opted for a slightly longer length (shoulder length) since then.  This collection not only featured her hits from her previous three albums (plus some new tracks, of course), she also featured her 1966 classic "River Deep, Mountain High" and a 1990s house version of her 1973 hit "Nutbush City Limits".  This was the first time I got a fuller glimpse of her earlier work with Ike Turner.  I enjoyed this collection, though it's shocking it didn't make the Top 100 in the US Billboard 200 albums chart, though it's a huge seller elsewhere.



Tina's story of course was worthy of being turned into a film, and indeed in 1993, her autobiography was adapted into the film What's Love Got to Do with It? starring Laurence Fishburne and Angela Bassett  as Ike and Tina respectively.  I've read rave reviews about their performances*2 in my favorite entertainment magazines like Entertainment Weekly, People, and Rolling Stone, so I kept my eyes peeled at our local newspapers to check when the film would be released in these shores, and once I learned of the release date, I made sure I made a beeline to a movie theater on the first day it was released.  I watched in the early evening after work, and I was shocked by the low turnout of people watching the film.  I was shocked a couple of days later the film was yanked from cinemas because it was such a flop in our shores.  I guess I have to hand that to my country's then-racist bias against films starring predominantly black actors for that lousy box office.  Still I had no regret watching it and I loved the film to bits, even if I don't intend to watch it again as I don't want to repeat-watch any film featuring traumatic experiences such as domestic abuse.  The film also gave me an understanding on a possible motive why Ike was such an abusive husband--based on Laurence Fishburne's take on the role, Ike was resentful that most of the attention was focused towards the star he created (Tina) that he couldn't seem to reap the rewards of his creations the way he had intended.  To highlight this movie, I'll feature the film clip to the track "Shake a Tail Feather".*3

*2 Eventually, Angela Bassett and Laurence Fishburne were nominated for Oscars for their roles in the film.

*2  Originally recorded by the Five Du-Tones in 1963 and made it only as far as No. 51 on the Billboard Hot 100, its highest charting version was by James and Bobby Purify in 1966, but most people remember the song these days thanks to Ray Charles' version as performed in the 1980 film The Blues Brothers.  Interestingly, there is no surviving footage of Ike & Tina performing this song live on any program--their version only exists as a 1968 album track recording.

At least the soundtrack album, featuring Tina re-recording many of her old Ike and Tina hits, was a success.  Even if I know they are not the original versions, I enjoyed listening to these re-recordings--in fact, this was the first time I finally got to listen to "Proud Mary" in full instead of just recalling a few snippets; I never realized that their version started out slow before going to the iconic and epic raveup that I recalled in my childhood.  It dawned on me these days that this soundtrack album seems to actually form a precursor to Taylor Swift's recent move to re-record her Big Machine albums and release them to the public, as I think these days streaming platforms and radio stations would prioritize the Tina re-recordings over the originals.  But unlike Taylor's relatively petty reason to siphon off attention and streaming revenue from the new owner of Big Machine, Scooter Braun, Tina's re-recordings seem to act as a way to exorcise the demon that her ex-husband was to her and a cathartic way for her to reclaim her legacy and take full ownership of her contributions to those old hits.

In 1995, Tina capped another feather in her cap as she was given the honor to sing the theme song of the James Bond film Goldeneye, Pierce Brosnan's opening salvo under that mantle.  The title song was written by U2's Bono and The Edge, and Tina channeled classic Bond chanteuse Shirley Bassey with state-of-the-art modern touches.  It's strange that this song only bubbled under the Billboard Hot 100 but again is a smash hit elsewhere as now Americans do recall and love this song, yet it flopped when it was released there in those days.

She followed up the Bond theme with the release of her next album, Wildest Dreams.  I've noticed a contrasting approach on how her album was promoted in Europe and then in the US.  In Europe, her post-"Goldeneye" single was "Whatever You Want", a modern electro-pop number which I liked immensely.  Meanwhile in the US, her launching single was a cover of John Waite's 1984 smash hit, "Missing You".  Though Tina sounded great technically, it seems Tina chose not to employ the irony that is at the very core in John Waite's original, and for me that made this cover a bit of a misfire.  But what I remembered most about this stage in Tina's career was the promotion provided by the Oprah Winfrey Show to her tour related to this album--Oprah basically paid tribute to various everyday women who endured obstacles and overcame them and Oprah rewarded them with very generous gifts like paying off one's debts, amongst many things.

I heard a lot about Star Wars and remembered glimpses of both the original (now titled Episode 4: A New Hope) and The Empire Strikes Back in my childhood and never saw Return of the Jedi.  But when George Lucas decided to re-release "special editions" of his films in 1997, I decided to check all those films out and I finally understood what the fuss was all about and became a Star Wars fan.  But what I noticed most when I watched Return of the Jedi was this sequence held in Jabba the Hutt's palace, as there was a rock band performing, and the alien lead singer was doing a shimmy and has these long legs, and the first thing that came to my mind was "Oh, my, they paid an homage to Tina!"  I recalled watching a music video anthology show back in the 1980s and they featured this Star Wars track called "Lapti Nek" which was featured in that movie, and I was wondering where that song was.  I learned much later that they replaced that song with this new one (called "Jedi Rocks") to better showcase the alien band members (and yes, the Tina Turner-inspired frontwoman) as originally we only would see crude closeups as they were muppets in the original version (George obviously loved CGI and used it to tweak his movies after their initial releases--he did a retweak of these films again after the prequel trilogy as in the ending, he replaced the original actor playing Darth Vader, Sebastian Shaw, with the prequel's Hayden Christensen).

Tina released a final studio album, Twenty Four Seven, in 1999 and again embarked on a tour to promote that album.  The rest of the 2000s was basically Tina collecting laurels and plaudits for all the hard work she did, such as the Kennedy Center Honors in 2005, which famously featured Beyonce covering "Proud Mary".  Three years later, at the Grammys, Tina gave a special performance of the same song, but this time with Beyonce joining in with her.  It's interesting to note that less than 24 hours after that Grammys performance, Tina was in Moscow, Russia performing a gig sponsored by Russian oil giant Gazprom.



Needless to say, after that Gazprom gig she embarked on her final tour, dubbed Tina!: The 50th Anniversary tour, which was finally her last hurrah before fully retiring from performing.  She was promoting it by appearing alongside Cher,her frequent collaborator and good friend over several years.  Her final concert was at Sheffield, England on May 5, 2009.

Though generally things quieted down with Tina for most part, there were some milestones that generated news.  For starters in 2013, Tina obtained Swiss citizenship, which meant renouncing her US citizenship.  She did hint even back at I, Tina that she never felt at home in her country of birth unlike in Europe, so changing her citizenship was a logical step.  Then, Tina decided to make it official by marrying her longtime boyfriend Erwin Bach, whom she was in a relationship for 28 years prior to her marriage. I love the Oprah TV special that covered this auspicious occasion.


Five years later, in 2018, Tina released another autobiography, My Love Story.  I haven't read the book yet, but I learned from news reports that the key takeaways from the book was that Tina suffered a stroke soon after her wedding, and a few years later got intestinal cancer and her kidneys ceased functioning.  She almost opted for assisted suicide (legal in Switzerland), but her husband offered his kidney and she accepted a transplant.  It was a surprising turn of events, but I understand Tina has been advancing in years and these were almost inevitable.

There was more developments the following year as Tina and Erwin oversaw the production of Tina: The Tina Turner Musical, first debuting in London's West End starring Adrienne Warren and moving on to Broadway featuring the same leading lady.  Tina addressed the audience on opening night on Broadway with the message that the musical of her life was like "poison turning into medicine."  I wish I can have that perspective with the crises I have experienced in life.

In a final grace note, HBO released a documentary entitled, of course, Tina.  Just as I thought everything has already been said, there was more to discover about this legend.  First, we got a glimpse of how Tina looked without a wig (in photos taken in early 1970s).  Then, the fact that even if Tina intended her first autobiography to be a way to shut the journalists up from asking questions about her ex-husband, it turned out to have the opposite effect as they continued to ask questions along those lines incessantly, and that it took a toll on her as she was continuously traumatized by the thought of those horrible experiences when that subject came up, even if her life was now far removed from that.  Then, we hear tape-recorded material where Tina agonized about looking for someone to love and value her--this was part of the material that formed her I, Tina autobiography and it was done prior to the time she met Erwin.  Though I did sense this was Tina finally saying farewell as she quietly retired, little did I know how soon it would be before she finally moved on from this realm.  Still, as far as farewells go, this was a fitting document that I highly recommend people watch.

COMING UP:  FAVORITE PERFORMANCES AND SONGS.





Sunday, August 20, 2023

RESULTS REACTION & CAPSULE REVIEW: MISTER SUPRANATIONAL 2023

 




Mister Supranational consistently manages to maintain high production values in all its editions for one key reason:  the Miss and Mister Supranational Organization were savvy to combine the pageants to be staged consecutively alongside the national Miss Polski pageant at the same venue,  This pooling of resources allows the organization to attract sponsors to generate a package deal that would otherwise be lacking if this pageant was held as a stand-alone affair (which is why other male pageants are struggling--yes, including Mister World, which never managed to be held as an annual event).  However, I have to note that this year, it seems that the conduct of the Mister pageant seems to be a bit stronger than its distaff counterpart.

  • Like the Miss equivalent, Miss South Africa 2001 Jo-Ann Strauss and Polish TV/radio personality Martin Fitch were back hosting the proceedings.  It's almost as smooth and almost flawless as the Miss version, except for one awkward moment after the Top 10 announcement where Martin had to repeat his spiel after the Top 10 announcement as there needed to be a bit of setup before Martin announces the next segment. 
  • The opening number was set to a pre-recorded cover of Elvis Presley's 1957 smash "Jailhouse Rock" with a snippet of the famous ballad "Always on My Mind"*1 at the end.  The candidates energetically performed the number clad in casual fashion wear mostly sporting jackets, shirts and trousers..

*1  Though many would link the song most closely to Elvis, it was actually first recorded by Brenda Lee and first released by R&B artist Gwen McRae--Gwen's was issued in March 1972 adding the words "You Were..." to the title, and Brenda released hers in June 1972.  Elvis's version was released in November 1972--as a B-side to "Separate Ways" [not to be confused with the 1983 Journey hit] in the US, so it was not credited as a Billboard Hot 100 chart hit there but it did hit Top 20 in the Country charts, but in the UK it's the A-side and a Top 10 hit.  It later became a major hit for country artist Willie Nelson in 1982 and as a synth-pop hit for the Pet Shop Boys in 1987.

  • After the opening number came the contestants' introduction, done in two batches.  The candidates switched outfits to black T-shirts bearing the Mister Supranational logo and denim jeans, and they walked carrying their flags like billowing capes behind them.  All throughout the program until the final question, the candidates do not speak at all--the introductions were done by the hosts.  The tunes played were Lil Nas X's "Star Walkin' (League of Legends World Anthem)" and Fifth Harmony's "Worth It" 
  • Live performers include Polish artist Daria, who performed a medley of her singles "Truth" and "Paranoia".  After the swimwear segment (which has been renamed into something else--see below) the German-based act Twocolors with British vocalist Chris de Sarandy performed "Cynical" (also co-credited with Denmark's Safri Duo for prominent use of samples from their 2000 pan-Europe smash hit "Played-A-Live (The Bongo Song)").  After the resorts wear segment Miss Supranational 2011 Monika Lewczuk (who is now a popular Polish recording artist) performed a torch song version of Miley Cyrus's smash hit "Flowers".   After the Top 10 announcement, Gromee and Sara Chmiel were back from the previous night to perform his 2022 single "Send Me Your Love" (originally featuring Romanian singer Antonia).  Unlike in the female counterpart, there are two other live musical performances that were integrated into the competition segments.  I'll discuss them further down below.
  • What we typically call the swimwear segment, is now known as "Body Confidence", with the guys giving an energetic presentation in board shorts designed by Relleciga.  Like in the candidate introduction, they were presented in two batches.  Tunes being played as they displayed their "body confidence":  Stromae's 2009 pan-European smash "Alors on danse" and a Dua Lipa mashup of her 2019/2020 hits "Don't Start Now" and "Physical" (the latter a remix infused with the instrumental track from Britney Spears' 2003 smash "Toxic")
  • The 34 candidates paraded again in another fashion round, this time clad in white suits while the electro-techno instrumental track of "Ketuvim" by Argy played.  From here, the Top 20 was announced.
  • The Top 20 then switched to resorts wear, clad in Hawaiian shirts and mostly shorts*2 as they partied with the backup dancers and bend backwards below a limbo pole.  On stage to play their singles were Twocolors as they played their tracks "Heavy Metal Love" (uncredited vocals by German singer Nina Chuba), "Gravity" (featuring Icelandic artist Ásdis), and "Passion" (featuring Canadian-Lebanese singer Mougleta)

*2  ECUADOR and THAILAND were exceptions as they opted for white long pants.

  • After Monika Lewczuk's performance, the Top 20 returned clad in their introduction outfits (black T-shirt and jeans) and the Top 10 was announced.
  • As the Top 10 changed into formal wear, Jo-Ann did a backstage interview with non-finlalists PUERTO RICO and BELGIUM which also served as a plug for their makeup sponsor, and this is followed by a live onstage presentation and interview segment with the outgoing Mister Supranational Luis Daniel Galvez.
  • It's such a shame that for the Top 10 formal wear. round, they didn't credit the two singers who were singing live covering the Ed Sheeran/Taylor Swift 2021 duet "The Joker and the Queen".  Unlike the hot mess presentation in the female counterpart, the 10 semifinalists were properly highlighted as each got to walk individually in their elegant tuxedos.
  • The Final Five was then announced and the final Q&A round commenced.  Unlike the Miss counterpart, this round featured five different questions (from a pool of six--and the finalists select a number orally from 1 to 6), and they were given 40 seconds to answer, Then, after a few minutes of deliberation, the winners were announced.

Like last year, I got 15 of the Top 20 correct.  But this time, as we reach the next level, my batting average improved.

Two of the guys I pegged as Top 20 finishers, PUERTO RICO (Rafael Pagàn) and SLOVAKIA (Tomàš Benko), I thought would've at least bubbled under if they missed the cut.  But unfortunately both turned out to be weaker than expected as they were shut out of that list, too.  I guess it's a consolation that PUERTO RICO had some airtime in the finals in a backstage chit-chat.  Making the Top 25 in their stead were...

Out of the Top 25:  PUERTO RICO (Rafael Pagàn) and SLOVAKIA (Tomàš Benko)

...ARGENTINA (Giuliano Fessia) and BELGIUM (Ben Steyaert).  I did peg them in my "Striking Distance" list, but I'm still surprised how wll regarded they were with the Panel of Experts.  They finished 23rd and 24th respectively.

Bubbling under:  ARGENTINA (Giuliano Fessia) and BELGIUM (Ben Steyaert)

I also bet on INDIA (Raj Sunil Singh) and PERU (Stefano Bemellón) would make the cut, but at least they had the consolation of bubbling under, finishing 25th and 22nd respectively.  INDIA has the consolation of also being the Talent winner for his funky Bollywood dancing skills.

Barely missing the cut:   INDIA (Raj Sunil Singh) and PERU (Stefano Bemellón) 

Many have expected VENEZUELA (Jorge Eduardo Nuñez) to go far, possibly finishing in the Top 10.  Unfortunately, he barely missed the cut, placing 21st.  For me, that's an outrage especially in relation to one guy who made it.  As such, he ended up being the winner of the Lucas Malvacini Award.

Lucas Malvacini Award winner:  VENEZUELA (Jorge Eduardo Nuñez)

The closest thing to a headscratcher we have in the Top 20 is TRINIDAD & TOBAGO (Keathon Yallery).  Like last year, he got away with it most likely with personality and good communication skills, though this time he barely made it as he ranked 20th.  To be blunt, I would rather he swap places with VENEZUELA so we would make a more satisfying Top 20.

Snuck in thanks to interview:  TRINIDAD & TOBAGO (Keathon Yallery).

I was slightly torn whether or not to place CANADA (Luis Portelles) and PANAMA (Mario Bianco) in the Top 20 so I pegged them as "Bubbling Under" choices, but it turns out the Panel of Experts liked them well enough to grant them Top 20 slots, and they ended up finishing 19th and 14th respectively.  CANADA earned his slot by being the Supra-Chat champion, though based on the ranking he also managed to squeak by based on merit.

Though I didn't expect him to advance further to the Top 10, I expected PHILIPPINES (Johannes Rissler) to deliver our best ranking yet.  But he fell a bit short as he finished 18th, the same ranking as another of our representatives who was expected to finish much higher, 2018's Marco Poli.  At least our Top 20 track record remains perfect, I just wonder when will we finally have our breakthrough.

Not-quite-our-best-finish:   PHILIPPINES (Johannes Rissler)

Many pageant fans and pundits thought because he's the host candidate, POLAND (Daniel Tracz) could go as far as Top 10.  Turns out he's not as favored as initially perceived, as he ended up ranking 16th and definitely did not make the Top 10.  At least he has the consolation of winning a special award as Mister Photogenic.

Missed the Top 10:  POLAND (Daniel Tracz)

I got eight of the Top 10 correct.  I thought UNITED STATES (Daniel Zemeida) and THAILAND (Nathanon Narathanyawirun) would bubble under and miss the final cut, but it turns out they won so much favor with the Panel of Experts and finished way better than I expected.  It could be argued that UNITED STATES could have finished in the Top 10 if it weren't for the slot reserved for the Supra Fan Vote winner, as he ranked 11th.  THAILAND advanced to the Top 10 in 9th place and won the regional prize for Asia.

Many pageant fans and pundits including myself believed MALAYSIA (Danial Hansen) would go very far, even all the way to the Final Five.  But it turns out even if he won Supra Influencer and Supra Fan Vote, support was not enough for him to deliver that expected finish.  Instead, he took the rear in the Top 10 and was pipped by THAILAND for the regional title for Asia.

Taking the rear in the Top 10:  MALAYSIA (Danial Hansen)

MEXICO (Luis Cuadra), CZECH REPUBLIC (Jakub Vitek) and ECUADOR (Bruno Barbieri) were worthy contenders for the Final Five, but well, in this milieu they fell a bit short, finising 6th, 7th, and 8th respectively.  MEXICO and CZECH REPUBLIC at least has the consolation of garnering the regional titles for their continents, Americas and Europe respectively.

Bubbling under the Final Five:  MEXICO (Luis Cuadra), CZECH REPUBLIC (Jakub Vitek) and ECUADOR (Bruno Barbieri) 

I pegged CAMEROON (Daniel Mbouda) and NETHERLANDS (Luca Derin) as Top 10 finishers, but it turns out the Panel of Experts regard them so highly so they were granted spots in the Final Five, finishing 4th runner-up and 2nd runner-up respectively.

Winning the favor of the Panel of Experts:  CAMEROON (Daniel Mbouda) and NETHERLANDS (Luca Derin)

Though I pegged him outside of the Top 10, I did consider KOREA (Yong-woo Lee) as a highly regarded contender.  But little did I know he'll end up the Top Asian of this batch, making all the way to the Final Five and finishing 3rd runner-up.  He also secured his ticket to the Top 20 by winning Top Model.

Top Asian:  KOREA (Yong-woo Lee)

I only got two of the Final Five correct, which is still an improvement from only getting one correct last year.  And the two that I got right ended up being the actual Top Two:  BRAZIL (Henrique Martins) and SPAIN (Iván Álvarez).  It could be argued that there is a parallel to these Top Two and their female counterparts--it can be argued that BRAZIL delivered the best-composed answer, but SPAIN also delivered a strong, heartfelt answer (albeit requiring a translator and it seems the translator fell short in conveying his full message) and overall favoritism and charisma prevailed in the end so SPAIN won over BRAZIL.

Final Two:  BRAZIL (Henrique Martins) and SPAIN (Iván Álvarez)

Last Two Standing:  SPAIN and BRAZIL

The conduct and outcome of Mister Supranational can be considered more satisfying than its female counterpart, and I'm rooting that this pageant would finally breakout next year and attract a record number of candidates and be closer to the prestige of Mister World.  Congratulations to all the winners!

JUST ME!

JOSEPH

Final Five:  CAMEROON, KOREA, SPAIN, NETHERLANDS, and BRAZIL

The Winners' Circle

P.S.:  It's nice to see that the candidates are not that afraid to lift a giant like SPAIN (who stands at 6'5" or 1.97 m) for the now-traditional victory lift.  Shows these guys are stronger than the guys at Mister International 2016, who opted to lift the first runner-up instead as they were too intimidated by the winner..

Yes, they can lift a giant.




Monday, August 14, 2023

RESULTS REACTION & CAPSULE REVIEW: MISS SUPRANATIONAL 2023


 

Veteran watchers  of Miss Supranational like myself are familiar with the formula used for the final:  use of upbeat pop music, some original but mostly cover versions performed by Polish artists, some live  guest musical performances (some featuring Eurovision alumni), and upbeat perky catwalk sequences.  Needless to say, this year's edition still hews close to that formula, but allow me to provide an overview of how this year's proceedings went...

  • Unlike in previous editions, the opening number did not feature a live guest performer--instead the 65 candidates clad in silvery showgirl wardrobe designed by Konrad Bikowski danced to a pre-recorded tack called "Do My Thing".  I'm not sure who the original artist for this track as I could not find it at all on YouTube or Spotify, only that it's written by M. Muñoz and R. Short and it sounded like a mashup of that Schitt's Creek novelty ditty "A Little Bit Alexis" mixed with a chorus that sounds like a Little Mix empowerment anthem like "Salute" or "Power"
  • The show was hosted by Miss South Africa 2001 Jo-Ann Strauss and Polish presenter Martin Fitch.  Jo-Ann's mellifluous voice proved to be a calming balm that seems to ensure the pageant will run smoothly while Martin is the more animated, enthusiastic host relaying his spiels mainly in Polish--as it's held in that country and someone needs to address the native crowd present at the venue.  They are a strong pair of hosts, though I miss previous host Davina Reeves-Ciara.
Hosts Jo-Ann Strauss and Martin Fitch
  • In previous years they only did pre-recorded voiceover introductions for the candidates, but this year, perhaps inspired by the Miss Universe introduction meme going around all over social media, the candidates now introduced themselves live onstage.  The only difference is that this year, this pageant organized the candidates in alphabetical order by region, starting from Africa then Asia, then the Americas, then the Caribbean and finally Europe.
  • After the introduction, this was followed by a pre-recorded National Costume segment.  Here they used actual original recordings and they are all great listenable bangers.  For the Africa group, they used French artist Jain's "Makeba", a 2016 single that has recently became a viral smash.  For the Asia group they used the electronica-Chinese folk fusion number  "China (Sayuri Remix)" by Chinese DJs Dirty Class, a song that is reportedly at least four years old but also garnering recent virality across various social media platforms.  For the Americas, they used "Hola Señorita (Maria)" a 2019 hit by French-Congolese singer/rapper Gims featuring Colombian superstar Maluma.  For the Caribbean they used a cover of the oft-covered "Iko Iko" made most famous by the Dixie Cups in 1965 but was actually originated by James "Sugar Boy" Crawford and his Cane-Cutters as "Jock-O-Mo" back in 1953--it's hard to determine which cover recording they used as I couldn't quite find a match across YouTube or Spotify.  Finally for Europe, they used the 2016 single "Awoo" by American electro-pop duo Sofi Tukker featuring Canadian artist Betta Lemme.
  • Unlike in previous editions when they employed multiple musical acts, this year they only have three musical guests, but each of them performed multiple songs across multiple times.  First is DJ Gromee featuring vocalist Sara Chmiel performing the former's 2016 single "Fearless" [originally featuring May-Britt Scheffer] and his Eurovision 2018 entry "Light Me Up" [originally featuring Lukas Meijer] as an interval prior to the candidates' fashion show.  I've observed the former song was rearranged to incorporate a sample of German Eurodance act ATC's 2000 smash hit "Around the World (La La La La La".  Post Top 24 announcement, Barbadian artist Shontelle (included among the "Panel of Experts") performed her 2011 single "Perfect Nightmare".  She was followed by Polish singer (but of Nigerian descent) and Junior Eurovision 2021 runner-up Sara James singing her 2022 single "My Wave".  After the swimsuit segment, Gromee and Sara Chmiel returned, this time to perform a covers medley of David Guetta and Sia's 2011 smash hit "Titanium" and Loreen's most recent Eurovision-winning hit, "Tattoo". After the Final Five Q&A round, Sara James returned to perform her 2023 single "Hula Hoop".(misspelled in the credits as "Hula Hopp".  Then, prior to announcing the winners, Shontelle returned to perform her 2009 smash hit "Impossible".
  • The candidates came back to do a fashion show featuring cocktail outfits by their own local designers set to a cover of the Barbie soundtrack hit "Dance the Night Away" by Dua Lipa.  Then the Top 24 was announced.
  • After Sara James' performance plus a segment plugging the makeup sponsor, the Top 24 paraded in yellow swimsuits to a medley of two songs:  "Praising You" by Rita Ora featuring Fatboy Slim and "When Love Takes Over", that 2009 hit by David Guetta and Kelly Rowland.  The non-finalists get their spotlight as after the Top 24 walked they strutted across the runway afterwards--it's almost as if they are also granted a spotlight which if I know how it's staged in other major international pageants is not really supposed to be the case.
  • After the second performance by Gromee and Sara Chmiel, the Top 24 returned sporting white suits (or jumpsuits for those who opted not to wear jackets) and the Top 12 was announced.  This then segued to a 20-second speech round where each finalist would appeal to the Panel of Experts why they deserve the title.
  • They then featured a segment paying tribute to Miss Supranational 2016 winner Srinidhi Shetty to celebrate her achievements in Bollywood.\
  • After that tribute, the Top 12 paraded in evening gowns, set to a medley of the recently deceased Tina Turner hits:  1991's "Way of the World"  1983's "Let's Stay Together" {originally a huge hit by Al Green in 1971), and "1989's "The Best" (originally released by Bonnie Tyler in 1988).  To be honest, this sequence was a hot mess, as the Top 12 walked a bit quickly in pairs instead of one-by-one so they could be properly highlighted, and there was so much time remained in the medley that as the eliminated candidates appeared after ther Top 12, it seemed the evening gown segment is highlighting them instead of the Top 12.
  • The Final Five was then announced, and soon enough they are all made to answer a single final question:  "What makes a great brand ambassador for the Miss Supranational Organization?".  Each finalist was given 30 seconds to answer.
  • After Shontelle's performance, they awarded the continental titles (honors for the best performing candidate for each region who ranked below the Final Five).  After seeing the full ranking, there is a headscratcher for the choice for one region.
  • Of course the outgoing Miss Supranational, South Africa's Lalela Mswane presented a farewell video and performed her final walk (to an instrumental version of Beyonce's 2006 number from  the film Dreamgirls, "Listen") before the the final results were announced.  After the winner is crowned and the final credits rolled, we are treated to Coldplay's 2014 hit "A Sky Full of Stars".

I got 19 of the Top 24 in my "Fearful" Forecast correct.  Even if I got most of them right, there were still some shocking exclusions.  For starters, there were some pundits who thought UNITED STATES (Rylee Spinks) and CZECH REPUBLIC (Marie Jedličková) were touted by some pageant fans and pundits as possible front-runners early in the competition but in the end not only did they fail to make it to the Top 24, but they were out of the Top 30 altogether.  Both of them are in the Top Two of the Ruth Ocumarez award for this pageant, with the former as first runner-up to the latter.

Ruth Ocumarez Award 1st runner-up:  UNITED STATES (Rylee Spinks)

Ruth Ocumarez Award Winner:  CZECH REPUBLIC (Marie Jedličková)

Though she didn't also figure in the Top 30, one candidate at least has the consolation of having a spoltlight by winning a special award:  KOREA (Juhyeon Roh), winning the Miss Talent special award thanks to her singing prowess.

Talent winner:  KOREA (Juhyeon Roh)

Two of the other ladies I included in my forecast but missed the cut at least bubbled under.  CANADA (Alexa-Marie Grant) and ROMANIA (Ioana-Izabela Hotăran) at least bubbled under, placing 26th and 29th respectively.

Bubbling under:  CANADA (Alexa-Marie Grant) and ROMANIA (Ioana-Izabela Hotăran)

I expected MALAYSIA (Deidre Walker) to be a worthwhile inclusion to the Top 12's door, so I was shocked she was the one who made the Top 24 by the tips of her fingernails.  Because of her Miss Intercontinental pedigree and her improvement from that stint, I thought THAILAND (Patraporn Wang) was a lock in the Top 12 but she only ranked 17th place instead.

Weaker than expected:  MALAYSIA (Deidre Walker) and THAILAND (Patraporn Wang)

I did put BOTSWANA (Dabilo Moses) in my "Bubbling Under" list, and was surprised the Panel of Experts made room for her, and she placed 20th.  Now, a bit more shocking for me was that in the Experts' reckoning, EL SALVADOR (Luciana Martinez) made a much an impression placing 21st and winning Miss Photogenic to boot.  Maybe I underrated her too much.

Favored by the Panel of Experts:  BOTSWANA (Dabilo Moses) and EL SALVADOR (Luciana Martinez) 

Many pageant fans and pundits, including myself, thought SOUTH AFRICA (Ayanda Thabethe) and ZIMBABWE (Sakhile Dube) were Top 12 shoo-ins, but they ended up falling short, placing 16th and 13th respectively.  I probably overrated SOUTH AFRICA too much, not realizing how tiny she actually is compared to the rest of the batch and that she didn't really make as distinctive a presence as I thought she did and hyped her as a Final Five finisher.  At least she has the consolation of winning the Miss Congeniality Award.  ZIMBABWE, meanwhile, I would rather have her advance to the Top 12 instead of one of the actual Top 12 finishers but besides getting an automatic ticket by winning Top Model, I'm glad she earned the African continental crown.

Shut out of Top 12:  SOUTH AFRICA (Ayanda Thabethe) and ZIMBABWE (Sakhile Dube)

I only got seven of the Top 12 correct, and two of those I didn't include in my list went as far as this level.  Now, GIBRALTAR (Michelle Lopez Desoisa) was a refreshing surprise that seeing her go this far gladdened my heart.  The shock inclusion for me is the NETHERLANDS (Luna-Isabella Stienstra) as her features aren't my cup of tea.  But it turns out she's a stronger interview than expected and the Panel of Experts like her brand of exoticism and that is probably why she made it this foar, though I would've wished she swapped places with ZIMBABWE.

Surprising Top 12 inclusions:  GIBRALTAR (Michelle Lopez Desoisa) and NETHERLANDS (Luna-Isabella Stienstra)

Two close neighbors that used to be part of one country*1 seemed to have swapped fates from my forecast.  I expected COLOMBIA (Valentina Mora) to be the Top 12 finisher and ECUADOR (Andrea Aguilera) to miss the Top 12 and possibly bubble under below it.  But it turns out it's COLOMBIA that was left behind in the Top 24 (finishing 15th), and not only ECUADOR advance to the Top 12, but she went very, very far.  More on that later...

*1  Colombia and Ecuador were part of a larger country known as Gran Colombia from 1819-30 alongside Venezuela, Panama, and parts of Guyana.

Swapped outcomes:  COLOMBIA (Valentina Mora) and ECUADOR (Andrea Aguilera)

Now, a big headscratcher is the choice of regional winner for the Caribbean: It went to CURACAO (Andreina Pereira), who placed 14th (and got an automatic Top 24 ticket via a Contestants' Choice vote).  That would've been an unquestioned choice if it weren't for this fact:  DOMINICAN REPUBLIC (Crystal Matos) and PUERTO RICO.(Camille Fabery) advanced to the Top 12, placing 10th and 9th respectively.  If we follow the rules on who wins the regional titles, shouldn't it have gone to PUERTO RICO instead of CURACAO?  Wonder what caused the mix-up?  Did the Miss Supranational Organization made the mistake of thinking DOMINICAN REPUBLIC and PUERTO RICO are part of the Americas group instead of the Caribbean group?

Who should be the Caribbean winner?  CURACAO (Andreina Pereira), DOMINICAN REPUBLIC (Crystal Matos) and PUERTO RICO.(Camille Fabery)

PERU (Valeria Flórez) was expected to be a Final Five shoo-in and possible winner, but even if she seemed to give a great speech in the 20-second speech round, she fell short.  She did come close as she ranked 6th and got the honor as the regional winner for the Americas.  INDIA (Pragnya Ayyagari) also gave a substantial speech, though she ran out of time and one might wonder if that was the factor she was shut out of the Final Five.  She also came close ranking 7th and got the regional title for Asia.

Continental Title Consolation:  PERU (Valeria Flórez) and  INDIA (Pragnya Ayyagari)

I only got two of the Final Five correct.  Besides missing out on the eventual winner, I didn't realize how much weight they put on UNITED KINGDOM (Emma Collingridge)'s human interest story and advocacy as a sexual assault survivor and because of that she catapulted to the Final Five.  I underestimated VIETNAM (Đặng Thanh Ngân) as my eye was towards MALAYSIA and THAILAND and thought Top 24 was as far as she would go.  But I did find her charming and I thought her entering the Top 12 via the Supra-Fan Vote was well deserved.  But her over PERU?  If you ask me, I'd rather have had PERU up in the Final Five instead, and PERU will likely deliver a final speech that would muddy the waters a bit.  Still, VIETNAM was a refreshing inclusion to the Final Five.

The only two Final Five finishers I got right were BRAZIL (Sancler Frantz) and PHILIPPINES (Pauline Amelinckx).  They both got automatic tickets to the Top 24--BRAZIL via the Supra Influencer award and PHILIPPINES via winning Supra Chat.  In another parallelism to Miss World 2013, as fiercely fought the positions were, PHILIPPINES continued to outrank BRAZIL.

2013 redux:  BRAZIL (Sancler Frantz) outranked by PHILIPPINES (Pauline Amelinckx)

The Final Five speeches brought forth a debate on who gave the best answer and if the final results were deserving.  Many pageant fans, especially among the Filipino contingent, maintain that PHILIPPINES delivered the best answer, and I agree with that contention as I thought her speech was best organized.  Some fans also felt based on the final speech, UNITED KINGDOM should have been first runner-up, and I have to say that indeed her thoughts are also well presented and organized.  I'm slightly peeved by the fact that BRAZIL decided to use a translator but still answered in English, and if it's solely based on answer alone I would've demoted her to 3rd runner-up and swap places with UNITED KINGDOM but I think the stronger impression Sancler made in earlier rounds helped secure her a 2nd runner-up finish.  What about the answer delivered by the winner, ECUADOR?   Credit to her for not using an interpreter as she understood the question in English and answered accordingly, and her answer was warm, sincere, and effusive, even if on the surface it seemed she didn't quite nail the question (actually she did, in an indirect way bolstered by concrete goals of what she wanted to do during her reign).  In a way, her trajectory is similar to last year's Mister Supranational winner from Cuba, Luis Daniel Galvez, though this lady has some standout charismatic qualities in her favor, such as her statuesque height.  So, ultimately, even if I still would've wanted to see Pauline give us our 2nd Supra victory, I'm okay with Andrea Aguilera's win here.

JUST ME!

JOSEPH

The Final Five:  BRAZIL (Sancler Frantz), PHILIPPINES (Pauline Amelinckx), UNITED KINGDOM (Emma Collingridge), ECUADOR (Andrea Aguileera), and VIETNAM ( Đặng Thanh Ngân)

Last two standing:  PHILIPPINES (Pauline Amelinckx) and ECUADOR (Andrea Aguilera)

Miss Supranational 2023 Andrea Aguilera


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